There’s nothing like a pop culture train wreck to get the day going and no one does tabloid headlines like the Brits. According to ThePaperBoy.com the country’s top newspapers include The Sun and The Daily Mail sensational dailies with eye popping headlines like Angelina Jolie’s belly to Jordan Price’s scandalous reunion with her ex-lover over her autistic child’s H1N1 sickbed (GASP!). So what if it has nothing to do with losing Afghanistan, the environment or H1N1 – these are the sign of the times and these times say that news needs to be filled with sexy people fighting porn stars, fake titties and sweet sweet lady boys.
Awesome! Chick fight! Chick fight! I kind of like that Sandra Bullock is dating an ex-jailed pornstar’s ex-husband… the kid is just gravy!
This el-jem-erino was listed as one of The Sun’s Editor’s Picks . It’s important to note two things: 1) Lady Gaga was wearing clothes and underwear, you can clearly see. And, 2) You know, in the UK the Sunshine Girls are topless. Failing newspapers are you listening? Because a sexy business model is a successful business model, regardless of how right you lean.
“Catherine Zeta-Jones grows old distastefully in bizarre granny hat” – Daily Mail
Listen people, this headline is gold. Kudos to the staff writer.
Why does Sharon Osbourne have to be that bitch you want as a mom?
“Ladyboy’s 3 times a night sex with Jordan’s man Alex Reid” – News of the World
Good for him. If you cheat with a lady boy, it’s only partially cheating…
The story of Britney Spears, her breasts, a white t-shirt and her nipples pointing downwards in oddly independent directions. Why am I the bad guy for pointing out the deformity!
